August 2012
Aug 1st
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Just know...
If you text me something rude, stupid, annoying, confusing, hilarious, or kinky—I will screen capture that shit and immediately forward it to my best friend, @theblissness. She knows all.
Aug 1st
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I gave in to my sugar cravings today, regrettably. I went to the gym even though it was my rest night to make up for it. Tomorrow, I will be better and stronger than I was today. Next time someone brings my kryptonite into the office, I’ll give them an atomic wedgie and make them throw out the box. Or, I’ll just say no.
Aug 1st
Barbells and Beakers: Approaching women at the gym →
barbellsandbeakers: Contrary to some belief, I think it’s totally possible to talk to women at the gym (with or without the intention of picking them up) and not be seen as terrifying. Terrifying? Why would anyone find me terrifying? Let me put you in our shoes: from day one we are taught certain behaviors to… Gym Guy technically got a date off of #7, but I don’t recommend it.
Aug 1st
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July 2012
Jul 31st
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sweetandfit replied to your post: A lady at the gym asked me how to use a machine. I… i wish i had someone like you at my gym. If you ever find yourself in Orlando, FL I will train your ass hard!!!
Jul 31st
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A lady at the gym asked me how to use a machine. I loved explaining it to her and helping her find her ideal weight. She tried doing the calf press on 85 lbs like me and looked like her colon was about to pop out. I told her to start at a comfortable weight and move her way up. I felt awesome. Then…I heard a girl talking to the trainer and uttered my least favorite 9 words in a row...
Jul 31st
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I feel completely unsettled right now. This is not an uncommon feeling for me, as I am never content with settling for what simply comes my way. I have always been about making my own life, on my own terms. I am a terrific problem solver and have no problem with finding the means to an end. It’s just that I don’t know what the “end” looks like for me. Now that law school is no longer on the...
Jul 31st
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I am so annoyed today—almost to the point of anger. I have no idea why. This overwhelming feeling just hit me—I didn’t wake up this way. I seriously need to shake it off. There’s plenty to annoy me all around, and I don’t need to be spending my day that way.
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Girls in magazines with matchstick arms that dare...
Jul 31st
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TMI Tuesday!
lovingbeingfit: Anon or not, fitness or personal, I’m answering everything today! :)) Shoot! :)
Jul 31st
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I NEEDED something cold and sweet, so I had some grapes. That hit the spot. Sometimes, however, fruit doesn’t cut it. I hate my intense sugar cravings.
Jul 31st
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skinnybitchrose replied to your post: People probably see me walking with my head down… Or in case someone has dropped money! Ha—I wish!  My money finding luck is about as good as my balance luck. I fell so much as a kid that the doctors performed every neurological test under the sun. The doctor told my parents that he initially thought I had vertigo or an equilibrium disorder, but as it...
Jul 30th
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The organic, antibiotic free, nitrate/nitrite free, uncured, etc… bacon was $0.50 CHEAPER at Whole Foods than the regular brand at the local grocery store. It only has two fewer slices than the normal pack too. Win.
Jul 30th
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People probably see me walking with my head down and think “Awww, look at her. She has no self-confidence.” Bitch, please. I have more confidence than necessary. I just have to watch the ground to make sure that I don’t trip over my own two clumsy feet.
Jul 30th
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“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...”
–  Unknown (via creatingaquietmind)
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
I always see posts that say something to the effect of “I am not fat, I have fat”. Well, I was fat—that was my identity for so long. My friends tell me that they never saw me that way, but I did. I’m certainly not tiny yet either, but fat is not my identity. Sometimes I forget that. When I was out and about the other night and was trying to squeeze through the crowd to get...
Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Glee makes me cry every time.
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
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My problem with organic: you often get less for more. Granted, I understand the health benefits of eating organic and that eating organic is cheaper than cancer. I just dropped $50 at Whole Foods on what I wouldn’t consider to be a lot of groceries. None of the items individually seemed expensive, but collectively they added up. I’m also frustrated that my life has become all about food—food I...
Jul 29th
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The downside of the interwebs: everyone’s a damn critic. Every person without a voice, who was picked on, who goes relatively unnoticed—now has a platform in which they can anonymously pick on, demean, and cut down anyone they so choose. People who are often perfect strangers and who have in no way harmed or wronged them. Grow up and get a life, people of the interwebs. You are a coward for going...
Jul 29th
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There is a couple that I know that I haven’t seen since March. They do CF and eat paleo. My friends that have seen them regularly (that don’t exercise or eat well) described these friends as looking sickly, thin, skeletal, etc… When I saw them tonight they looked to be in the best shape of their lives. The wife had a baby in December and looks better than ever. It funny how...
Jul 29th
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Lochte is dreamy.
Jul 29th
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And maybe...
I shouldn’t have dressed so damn sexy tonight. My slump buster hookup from February will be there and I just got him to back off.
Jul 28th
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Maybe...
Wearing a minidress on a windy night wasn’t a good idea. I guess that’s what panties are for.
Jul 28th
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I live in a large, beautiful house with my two sisters and brother-in-law. My youngest sister is 24 going on 16 emotionally and is incredibly inconsiderate. She doesn’t try to be but due to borderline personality disorder, she can’t help herself. Then comes my next younger sister, who is is passive aggressive and spent 135% of her life complaining about anything and everything, never...
Jul 28th
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The 2012 Summer Olympics are the first Olympic...
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Jul 28th
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ListenThis song gets me shaking my ass every time. Even...
Jul 28th
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Because I'm a genius...
Our HH was America/Olympic themed. I decided to wear yoga pants with running shorts on top, a sports bra, a tank that said ‘merica, and sneakers. I was soooo comfortable. Win!!!!
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