March 2012
February 2012
I feel like I don’t know how to be interesting.
My favorite dessert of late has been banana “ice cream”. The word ice cream is in air quotes because that’s what I call it to make myself feel like I’m being bad.
The ingredients you ask? 1 frozen banana.
You simply cut the peel off with a knife and mash the frozen banana with a fork in a bowl. Fin. You may add cinnamon and/or nuts if you’d like, but this is...
Marriage
Society has turned it into glorified dating. People marry and people still break up. They brush off their vows like it was nothing.
To me, marriage is a choice one makes to devote their lives to their spouse. To stay faithful and honest.
You should only marry someone if you trust them completely. Marry for all of the right reasons. Problem is, people in general aren’t smart enough. They marry...
This is Why
I full blown cheated for Happy Hour with friends. A couple drinks, three small tacos, and queso. It’s now 4AM and I’m wide awake with a killer stomach ache. I feel swollen and gross. My joints ache and my body feels stiff. I’m in a full blown food hangover and an reminded that this is why you eat clean!!!
A Trainer Hit on Me
Trainer: Hook me up with your friend.
Me: He must be joking with you.
C: No, he's really good at reading vibes.
Me: What, DTF vibes?
IN DEFENSE OF LIZ LEMON →
eatmypaleo:
yes yes and yes. why must people be so quick to diss anytime a female or female character strays just a bit from an archetype that is familiar and comfortable? i love liz. for all her foibles. and her ability to change. for being something the media and the public seem to be wholly uncomfortable with women being: human and complicated and awesome.
Liz Lemon is one of my favorite...
Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.
– Earl of Derby (via ugwbliss)
Amazing
Workout. I hurt so good right now.
WE’RE REALLY REALLY HEALTHY! (THE TRUTH ABOUT FOOD... →
eatmypaleo:
Label reading is important, it still amazes me that sugar goes by so many different names that people don’t know. But maybe that shouldn’t surprise me..